rotton_cori

i'm not dead btu i might as well be

Sat, 08 Jul 2006 03:33:08 GMT

well i dont really talk to anyone or hang out with anyone anymore i just kinda sit in my room and listen to music since i dont have a t.v. or dvd player anymore and i have no friends. so here's and update, i still live at home in a basement that floods once a week and smells like mold all the time, things are going pretty bad as usual, i owe the court like $10,000 or so in traffic tickets, i had a job at a farm but the season is over so i dont work there anymore, i'm trying to get a new job which is a really good job that i probably dont qualify for but i'm hoping anyway. i had a really awesome guitar amp that i loved for about 2 months but then i got pulled over and went to jail and i had to pawn the amp when i got out so i could get my car out of the impound lot before they auctioned it off. i had a cell phone but i couldnt pay the bill and now they want like 200 and counting and i dont even have a damn phone. i havent driven in a long time and i wont be any time soon so i sold my car for $400, used part of that to get a new tattoo which got infected and ended up costing more than the tattoo itself in medicine and doctors visits. Ali and i tried to start a pressure washing business, i think we made a good attempt, we got a few jobs, did them really well, started advertising and then no one called, we still have the phone line open and the e-mail adress and even though we gave up i still wish someone would call just once so its not a complete failure. i've been doing some work in camas the last week for a friend of my dads and in some bushes i found a 1956 or 57 yamaha motorcycle that i'm going to restore over the next year or so, that should be fun i think. chris and i are trying to get a band started still but neither of us has the money to even attempt it yet which really blows.

basically my life sucks, don't feel bad for me because every bit of it is my fault and i'm just gonna have to man up and deal with it one peice at a time until it all goes away.

p.s.... Brittany Marie Whalen is amazing, I LOVE HER A LOT. shes stuck by me for all the retarded decisions i've made all this time and thats all i would ever ask from her, but even better she puts up with me taking 2 hours to ride a bike or walk the 8 and half miles to her house, deals with the fact that we can't go out on dates because i cant drive, and treats me good and is nice to me and loves me and she's pretty much the best thing i have going for me, and even when all this is over and i'm back on track and i'm a rockstar millionaire with a totally sweet 1957 yamaha she will STILL be the best thing i have going for me. our 1 year anniversary is in a little over a month. i dont think i've ever had a real 1 year anniversary before. i hope i can afford to get her what she really deserves but i'm sure a better looking more succesful boyfriend is pretty expensive so i'll have to find something else for now.

read this if you give a crap its funny

Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:56:03 GMT

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
1) What planet should xtaintedlovex be from? the one with a lot of pot
2) If fetus_de_milo was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? woody allen
3) Would jdub146 and _body_bag_ look good together? nope
4) What would toegiverz do differently in your shoes? smoke more weed
5) What do you agree with _body_bag_ about? that kyle's a real hunk of man meat haha
6) _motherlove_'s hair color? right now dark brown but you never know
7) Have you flirted with fred_bob? uhhhhh
8) Are captainrapo and _body_bag_ going steady? haha well if you look at their names and this question you might think so, but no
9) What word best describes toegiverz? goats
10) What is dsakicksass's favorite band/artist? i forgot who that even is, which is bad because i was in dsa
11) How would partofthetrend kill __fucko__? with her words or a gun because rachel is way more of a violent person than karina
12) One thing you can't stand about shutupnthrillme? that i have no idea who they are
13) What rank would sickbutwicked have in a giant robot army? shit he'd be a general or somethin, pats mental
14) Would toegiverz be a better ninja or pirate? whichever one smokes more weeeeed, and also surfs
15) If teenage_kaze took over the world, who would be happy? pretty much only dan because he gives her sex so that would probably save him from her wrath
16) What color should fred_bob dye their hair? whatever color would help her get over herself
17) When did you last call blueeyedsuicide? i uisually just go to her house so a long time ago
18) Could you see captainrapo and evadarlingxxx together? haha no i didnt see it but i heard it was good
19) If chicken_punk had a superpower, what would it be? he does have one, he can see through womens dressing room walls
20) Where was callin_for_guns born? jamaica
21) Which president would _body_bag_ be likely to idolize? bill cause he got his weiner sucked off in the oval office
22) Does electricxinfect travel a lot? not enough at all
23) What animal should confusionissex_ be combined with? she's already half cat i think, i mean look at her, and i dont mean that in a rude way i promise
24) evadarlingxxx's eye color? brown
25) Is dsakicksass popular? fuck if i know
26) Is _motherlove_ a college student? not yet but she will be the hottest babe in beauty school pretty soon
27) Is lbda187 athletic? no hes as lazy as me
28) What would you do if jdub146 died? i'd totally take his place in surfcidal dude! hahhaha
29) Does lbda187 drink? haha not anymore, ask amanda why
30) What comic book character would drunkdub be? shredder from ninja turtles

Mon, 19 Dec 2005 13:57:22 GMT

so i got married this weekend, here's A picture for you guys to look at of my wife and i after the wedding

Mon, 14 Nov 2005 09:58:20 GMT

so if anyone thinks they have a better picture from elementary school than this one right here, please post it because i think i pretty much take the cake on that one hhaa, and just to clear up any confusion, my mom didn't make me rock this SWEET haircut, i wanted it and i loved it haha

annoying quiz

Fri, 04 Nov 2005 13:06:18 GMT

so i always see people with quizzes up that have qestions like "how well do you know me? and do you think we'll be friends forever?". and right now i can;t sleep and have nothing bettter to do than make a quiz that actually tells you how much you know about someone. its probably gonna be hard to answer a lot of these but thats the point. i hope all you assholes put this one up for everyone else haha. i know its long but i promise if you fill it out i'll fill it out for you!

we'll start off easy

1. what is my full name?
2. how old am i?
3. where am i from?
4. what is my phone number (if you have to get it off of your cell phone it dosent count haha)

pshysical
1. how tall am i?
2. about how much do i weigh?
3. what color are my eyes?
4. what tattoos do i have (if any)
5. what color is my hair?

appearance
1. what kind of clothes do i wear?
2. would you say i seem like more of a clean or dirty person?
3. has the way i dress changed since i've known you? if so for better or worse?
4. how would you dress me?

material
1. what is my most prized possesion?
2. what kind of car do i drive?
3. what do i own more of than anything esle?(clothing items dont count)
4. whats one thing i dream of owning?

entertainment
1. what is my favorite movie?
2. what kinds of music do i listen to?
3. what is my favorite song?
4. what is my favorite t.v. show?

food
1. would you say i eat healthy?
2. what do i eat most often?
3. what won't i eat?
4. how often do i eat?

vices
1. what kind of cigarettes do i smoke (if any)
2. what is my drink of choice?
3. what drugs have i done?
4. what drug have i done the most?

work
1. how many jobs have i had? and what were they?
2. what job did i have the longest?
3. what job did i ejoy the most and which did i hate the most?
4. where do i work now?
5. what job do you think i should have?

psycological
1. would you consider me a normal person?
2. do you think i could kill someone?
3. do you think i would give my own life to save someone i loved?
4. do you think i am sane, insane, or a little in between?

social
1. how often do you see me?
2. how often would you like to see me?
3. how long have we known eachother?
4. as a whole how do you think i an veiwed by the majority of our common frends and aquaintances? (i.e. liked, loved, disliked, hated, feared,)

sexual
1. how many people have i been "close" with?
2. would you say i "get around"
3. do you think i am capable of abstinence?

political
1. what is my veiw on abortion?
2. what is my veiw on the war in iraq?
3. what is my veiw on the legalization of marijuana?
4. who did i vote for in the last election?

relationships
1. who am i with now and for how long?
2. how many serious relationships have i been in? (extra points for naming them)
3. which one lasted the longest?
4. what kind of person do you think i should be with?

well thats the most i can think of, i tried to generalize a lot so people can use this on their journals.

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 10:07:30 GMT

i havent done anything extremely exciting lately but for those of you that know me well there are a few thing that may suprise you haha

1. i actually have and am maintaining a job, not to mention that this is the first job i've ever had that i didnt hate as soon as i started. i work at the chevron on 117th near battle ground, i'm a car wash guy, its way sweet.

2. its been almost 2 years since i've been arrested or charged with a crime haha

3. i drive, i actually bought a car, well actually a mini van (laugh all you want, it hauls with a 3 liter v-6 and i can sleep in it too! hah) i'm getting my license next week, but for now i'm just glad to own a car for once and be responsible enough not to crash it yet

4. i don't drink or smoke ciggarettes or weed nearly as much as i have in recent years, i've toned that stuff down a lot and i work out and run to keep in shape

5. i have an awesome girlfriend who treats me so good and i have so much fun with and things are going great with her. if not for any other reason the first 4 things i listed are things i have done trying to impress her haha.

well anyway thats my cori kramer update. i'm still the rock and roller everyone knows and i still get sloppy drunk and make an ass of myself when i get the chance, i'm just a little more responsible and adult about it or something, i guess its about time, i'm turning 20 on tuesday, if any of you are not to hungover from halloween you should call me and say hi.

ahh

Sun, 09 Oct 2005 00:35:28 GMT

uh yeah so i put my name on 2 peoples journals for this thing before i realized what the last line said so here it is

Leave your name and:
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. If you do this you MUST post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written

the good old days

Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:56:07 GMT

ok, so i found this in my old journal i think its a couple years old, just thought i'd show everyone that i wasn't always as lame as i am now

eat shit
// YOUR ROOM, WAKING UP //
01. What color are your walls? i forgot, theres too many posters so i can't see the color
02. What color is your bedspread? filth
03. What color is your carpet?: garbage
04. Any posters/bulletin boards/designs in your room?: fuck yeah
05. Do you have a TV? i kicked in the side and it stopped working
06. Do you have a phone?: no, they can tap those
07. Do you have your own computer?: no
08. Do you have a desk?: in my head, i conduct medical experiments on it
09. What are your most treasured belongings in your room?: cock and balls, my guitar is at ali's house
10. Do you have any fancy lights in your room?: one that works, if you knoe me then you know thats fancy

// GETTING READY //
01. What is the first thing you do when you wake up?: jack off
02. Anything unusual?: open my window and find the can of pop that i stashed on the roof to keep cold over night
03. Do you pick out your clothes the night before school?: i don;'t wear clothes in the morning , and i don;t go to school
04. Do you try your best to look cute for school?: i try my best not to go to school

// OTHER //
01. Do you take walks around your neighborhood sometimes?: yeah
02. What are some hobbies of yours?: playing guitar, writing
03. Do you collect anything?: those plastic name bracelets they put on me when i go to jail
04. What do you do in your spare time?: live, all i have is spare time
05. Are you in love, or at least falling?: one time i was walking to the store and i fell in love, a big fucking puddle of it, it was all over me and it got my socks wet, i had to go home and change clothes, fucking love. eat shit.

// NIGHT TIME //
01. What do you do before you go to bed?: watch everyone wake up and go to school
02. Do you kiss your parents/guardians goodnight, or just say "goodnight"?: no
03. What way do you sleep (on your side, tummy, et cetera)?: depends where my newest tattoo is at the time
04. Do you like your life?: not as much as i like you baby

// HAVE YOU //
01. Smoked?: everything bitch
02. Been drunk as hell?: i was when i woke up, and for about 12 hours before that
03. Shoplifted?: yeah
04. Lied?: i am human, what a stupid asshole question
05. Been to jail?: this week?, no
06. Betrayed a friend?: fuck you, i wouldn;t consider you a friend if i betrayed you
07. Smoked weed?: yes but i didn;t inhale, HAHHAHA
08. Done LSD?: not yet
09. Done any other illegal drug?: most of them
10. Given oral sex?: yes
11. Received oral sex?: yes
12. Screwed something not of the human race?: are she-males considered human?
13. Screwed something not alive? yeah, my left hand has nerve damage
14. Cheated on someone?: fuck no
15. Used someone?:nope
16. Paid someone for sex?: nope
17. Been paid for sex?: there was no actual intercourse, but i was paid
18. Played strip poker?: i donlt know how to play poker bitch
19. Skipped school?: most of my freshman and sophmore years
20. Skipped school to get high / drunk?: i usually just went anyway, nobody could tell
21. Danced naked?: not in front of people
22. Danced naked in public?: no asshole i just told you
24. Mooned someone?: i've mooned everyone at one point or another
25. Kissed someone?: yeah
26. Kissed someone of the same sex?: fuck you fag, are you trying to come on to me
27. Held hands?: yes
28. Hugged someone?: Yes
29. French kissed?: french girls have mustaches
30. Had sexual fantasies?: they usually come true bitch, i'm in a band, haha
31. Stolen money?: not from anyone who didn;t deserve it
32. Stolen money from family?: nope
33. Stolen drugs from family?: no
34. Been convicted of a crime?: this week?
35. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'?: i didn;t find out she was easy until like halfway through the relationship
36. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'?: bitch i'm not easy
37. Been called a whore?: i am one
38. Been called a bitch?: nobody calls me a bitch
39. Watched porn?: only for reference, hahaha
40. Taped porn?: your mom told me not to tell anyone.....bitch
41. Watched porn you tape?: no
42. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?: yes
43. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle?: yes
44. Used sex toys?: no
45. Tried to kill yourself?: no
46. Tried to kill someone else?: why are you trying to get me locked up
47. Told someone you hated them?: probably

Mon, 19 Sep 2005 20:26:40 GMT

this is me

this is me
this is brittany
we like eachother a lot
she means it when she shaves my butt
we are boyfriend and girlfriend
that is all. i could go on forever but i wont.

heres some useless information for people with time to spare

Thu, 08 Sep 2005 22:32:43 GMT

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.

1.~How did you meet jdub146? at the lincoln elementary carnival, his denim vest was way sweeter than ali's hahhaha
2.~What would you do if you had never met shes_craftyx? i dont know, probably nothing from the age of 15 to 16 and a half
3.~What do you honestly think of _motherlove_? the world. i'd do anything for that crazy girl
4.~Would or did saintbob and toegiverz go out? uhh not that i know of , but ya never know
5.~Have you ever liked _motherlove_? only since i met her DUH. i do even more now
6.~If shutupnthrillme died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? that she coulda grown up to be really awesome if she;d made it to 18 and got away from home
7.~Would fred_bob and lbda187 make a good couple? haha, i guess so
8.~Describe _body_bag_ in 3 words: mental, drunk, cigarettes. thats pretty much how i know her
9.~Do you think chicken_punk is hot? oh yeah bro, he's a stud
10.~Would shutupnthrillme and havochead make a lovely couple? weird, maybe
11.~What do you think of when you see toegiverz? goats, and an awesome liquor cabinet, and that one time me and jason got really stoned at her house and ate quesadillas
12.~Tell me something humiliating about lbda187: i'm not gonna go into that, he could say just as much about me
13.~Do you know any of confusionissex_'s family members? nope
14.~What's _motherlove_'s favorite color? black? i should probably know this, now i'm an idiot, haha
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is xtaintedlovex? 1784.9 to the power of 6 with non investment profit blocks and a margin that varies on the stock and bond market
16.~What would you do if drainmyblood3 just professed their undying love for you? run away, and then run back and say "just kidding" and kiss her and say "i'm glad you;re my girlfriend"
17.~What language does saintbob speak? klingon
18.~Who is ladyxtacy going out with? i have no idea even if i wanted to know she woudnt tell me
19.~Is blueeyedsuicide a boy or a girl? a smokin hot babe
20.~Would __fucko__ and drainmyblood3 make a good couple? eww no
21.~Who do you think captainrapo would be great with from this list? your mom
22.~When was the last time you talked to chicken_punk? when i went to california to see him,and maybe once online since i got back
23.~What is _motherlove_'s favorite band? CRASS. and DSA of course!
24.~Does fred_bob have any siblings? umm, a brother maybe?, i cant remember
25.~Would you ever date confusionissex_? god, that would be a disaster in soo many ways, shes very pretty and shes cool though
26.~Would you ever date _body_bag_? yeah!, haha, move on over kyle its cori's turn! . joking
27.~Is captainrapo single? no, he's married to danger haha
28.~What is _motherlove_'s last name? Whalen
29.~What is __fucko__'s middle name? i should know this but i dont
30~What is _motherlove_'s fantasy? a total idiot who cant even play guitar as good as me
31.~Where does blueeyedsuicide live? in an apartment with her dad right next to bani
32.~Would you make out with jdub146? dude fuckin gross no
33.~Are shes_craftyx and confusionissex_ best friends? they;ve never even met, not that i know of anyway
34.~Does _body_bag_ like _motherlove_? probably
35.~How did you meet __fucko__? through chelsey with a Y, back in those days
36.~Is chicken_punk older than you? i dont think, were about about the same age
37.~Is havochead the sexiest person alive? by far, he's a major stud when he's got that mullet flappin' in the wind

2903 MAIN STREET

Tue, 06 Sep 2005 08:04:10 GMT

attention everyone!, tell your friends and your brothers and your sisters and cousins and your mom and even your grandpa. there is no more Kramer house on main street.

we left. we lived there for 11 awesome years, i personally had pretty much my first everything in that house and enjoyed living there a lot. but my parents did not and i am a loser and still rely on them to have a place to stay, so right now i am sitting in the new house somewhere on lincoln ave. or something, i dont even know the adress, its pretty big and nice, my parents are really happy with it and thats awesome because they deserve to be happy about this one thing at least.
that old house was as much of a friend to me as any person i know and i'm gonna miss it, but whatever ya gotta move on, and after all its only a fuckin' house right?. and anyway i have my own room here and with the first night i spent in it i alread have a memmory that i will never forget, the person who kept me company and slept in my new bed with me knows what i am talking about (and no that isnt a reference to sex you perverts) haha last night was the best i;ve had in a very long time.

anyway, every single person i know has one good/ mental/ bad/ shocking memory of that house, so anyone who reads this, post something you remember about the infamous Kramer house. and dont bother if you;re going to mention the time you accidentaly saw my mom naked!, haha i know thats what half of you fuckers were thinking.

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:41:51 GMT

so lucas heard that there was gonna be a wicked sweet keger at our buddy george's house, and i was all "rad, lets go!", and mike was all "i'll drive". so we get there and some guy is telling us that george is on a 5 week vacation or something and i was like "woah dude!, i left my van halen cd in his room and theres no way i'm waiting 5 weeks to get it back, is it cool if i go get it?" amd he's all "no way in hell brosky, that shits off limits" and i realized that george is actually a pretty lame guy and i don't want him to play guitar in my whitesnake tribute band anymore.

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 08:11:37 GMT

i dont remember the last time i actually used this LJ thing, leave a comment if you actually read these things, i'm thinkin about using it again but i dont wanna do it if only like 2 people are gonna read it anyway.

Sun, 28 Nov 2004 11:34:38 GMT

december 11th at the hazel dell grange, THE RETURN OF DSA SHOW!, there should be cds being handed out and some other fun stuff like beer and booze and liquor

Mon, 27 Sep 2004 10:06:54 GMT

suck my ass you fags

Thu, 23 Sep 2004 10:54:42 GMT

DSA, haloween, at the hazel dell grange, i don't know exactly which bands are playing yet, but its gonna be good, so everyone needs to go!

crazy shit

Tue, 21 Sep 2004 21:52:48 GMT

if i'm ever found choked to death, laying on the ground in the graveyars, heres proof that some asshole ghost did it

look who came out to play with us last night........

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Mon, 20 Sep 2004 09:28:49 GMT

here's a picture of me from a couple days ago for the people that don't see me very often.................kiss my ass

Thu, 02 Sep 2004 10:08:08 GMT

YOU KNOW YOU ALL WISH YOU WERE COOL ENOUGH TO ROCK A MOTHERFUCKIN T SHIRT WITH YER GODDAMN NAME ON IT BITCH!

Sun, 04 Jul 2004 01:28:41 GMT

SEASIDE, seaside, SEASIDE, seaside, SEASIDE, seaside!!!!

thats right bitches, i'm going to seaside, i know you all know this, but i thought i'd rub it in a bit

i'm moving to seaside for a month

DSA ROCKS

SUMMER OF DSA

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 06:01:11 GMT

it's june 30th, i woke up at 10pm to burritos and a tall can sitting next to my bed after sleeping all day through the heat. summer has started and the forecast is good.

so i had a job, a job where they told me i was a good worker every day and worked my ass off. they told me i learned fast and that i was turning into a great employee. then on friday when i got my paycheck it had a note stuck to it saying that i'm fired becuase i'm lazy? does anyone else find this weird. not to mention that i got fired by a supervisor that i only met once. bullshit.

so since ali, edgar and myself have no jobs or obligations here anymore, its off to chase our dreams, or at least some beer and parties. thats right bitches we're moving to seaside for a month or so, we're leaving a few days after the 4th of july, selling all we have (except band gear) and buying acoustic guitars. we're going to play on the sidewalks for tourists and their change, it sounds like kind of a step down, but in the end it will pay off big time. hopefully we'll find some good parties, play some house shows, get drunk a lot and write a whole bunch of new material (which is part of the reason we're going). so if anyone wants to visit, come up to seaside and look around on the streets in the general beach area, thats where we'll be.

also, house show at amandas this friday you fuckers, its gonna be fucking drunk as fuck and rock n' roll to the furthest extent of BREAKING the law. a lot of cool people will be there, and some cool people won't becuase they can't come down til saturday (which i've been waiting a month or more to happen)

with all that said all i have left is this DYKO SUCKS!

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 08:03:58 GMT

rock n' roll forever.
its like nobody even cares anymore.............

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 07:30:59 GMT

the show was awesome, we rocked. best show we ever played.

they hired a preffesional sound company to run the sound. the guy that did it said we were one of the best bands hes ever done sound for.

next on the agenda, west coast tour. after that Lookout records, after that who knows............................

but just to give you an idea, i'll put this picture up again

BEEF

Thu, 10 Jun 2004 19:32:07 GMT

well, no jail, recording of electric sex is going good, show is gonna be awesome, and i'm stuffing my foodhole. i'm staisfied. theres only one thing missing now

DSA WILL RISE TO THE TOP

Wed, 09 Jun 2004 09:17:55 GMT

wish me luck, it's only 5 days, but those 5 days could fuck up the whole summer of drunken chaos.